No Surchage for Freedom

I was listening to the radio, and heard a commercial about banking at the Bank of America.

The commercial's number one reason for banking at B of A? Because you live in America.

How awesome is that? A super genius took a good look at how badass America is (check out our wars, son!), and realized that people want to bank at a bank they know is named after the country they live in.

This isn't the Bank of the United States. You know why? Because we live in America, the Number One Country. Foreigners call it the "United States."

If I had a $2 bill for every time I heard someone call it the "United States," I would have an envelope to keep my $2 bills in because I don't think you should spend them; especially if your grandma gives you three of them for your seventeenth birthday.

Bank of America: you would totally have my business if I heard one thing good about you (besides your name). Buy you're still awesome.

There are many reasons why Bank of America makes America so awesome. Period.

Comment on what you think makes America the Number One Country.